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Joke of the Day
"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"
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"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"
"[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go"
"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"
"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"
"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"
"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."