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Joke of the Day
"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"
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"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"
"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."
"I rang my boss and asked him ""what is the difference between work and your daugter?"" ""I won't be coming into work today!"""
"Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess"
"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"
"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"