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Joke of the Day

"I rang my boss and asked him ""what is the difference between work and your daugter?"" ""I won't be coming into work today!"""

"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!"

"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."

"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"

"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."

"[Cannibal Restaurant] Waiter: Need anything else? Cannibal: No, I'm stuffed. I can't even finish this. Could I get a body bag?"

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."