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Joke of the Day

"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."

"Probably the worst time to ask ""shouldn't we go on a date first?"" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer."

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters"

"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."

"Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal? They even wrote a song about it... ""Crimea River"""

"Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg? He lost it back in the 'Nom War"

"Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance."

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."

"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."