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Joke of the Day
"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"
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"Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too."
"*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice."
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."
"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
"there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people."
"You tell me to ""walk a mile in your shoes"" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind."
"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."