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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."

"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."

"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"

"The New York Giants."

"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."

"Why do they make condoms with ribs? So you can get traction in the mud."

"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."

"Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 ""hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"" Bodybuilder 2 responds ""No whey!!"""

"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"

"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."