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Joke of the Day
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
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"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."
"Next on ""McCribs""! Hamburglar shows us his pimped-out hideout, and Grimmus takes us on a tour of his plush pleasure dome."
"Listen, I'll let you borrow any Disney movie I've got except for one. I'm never gonna give you Zootopia. I'm a fucking furry. *Gotcha!*"
"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"
"I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident"
"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."
"3251 I know you've all heard it before, but it's one of my favorites"