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Joke of the Day

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"What would you call a social media marketing genius? Masterbaiter"

"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? Wipes his ass."

"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

"A fish walks into a bar the bartender asks ""What would you like?"" the fish says holding his neck ""Water""."

"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"