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Joke of the Day
"My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh'"
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"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."