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Joke of the Day
"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."
Next Joke
"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."
"The Australian Cricket Team."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot but you make me really uncomfortable, sometimes my underwear gets sticky and I get burned"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."
"My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut."
"When my wife starts to sing.... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."