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Joke of the Day

"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."

"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."

"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""

"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""

"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"

"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""

"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."

"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"