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Joke of the Day
"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""
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"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""
"If by chipper you mean woodchipper, then yes, I have a chipper personality."
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"Blind Man A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair."
"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
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"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."