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Joke of the Day
"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."
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"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"
"The pizza guy just said ""see u tomorrow"" Maybe I eat too much pizza ..."
"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"
"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
"Hi, I'm from the American Medical Association! AMA!"
"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."
"Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? [cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all] Me: lol you could try"
"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""