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Joke of the Day

"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"

"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."

"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."

"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."

"I wouldn't recommend eating German sausage... It's the wurst!"

"To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout ""Where are you from?"""

"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."

"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"

"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."

"today, my girlfriend asked me for a dick pic.... but the NASA didn't let me use the Hubble Space telescope.."