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Joke of the Day

"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie."

"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"

"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."

"Being a hitman is very lucrative I make a living and a killing off of it"

"(Halloween Costume Shop) ME: *leaving after not finding anything* CASHIER: *pointing to my face* Those masks aren't free, buddy."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"

"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."