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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""

"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"

"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."

"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."

"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."

"Why aren't the Italians afraid of the biscuit? Because it ain't nothing butter biscuit!!!"

"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"

"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."