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Joke of the Day

"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"

"Why's it called getting an abortion... Instead of razing your child?"

"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... It's just so shitty"

"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."

"What is Six Point Nine? A good time ruined by a period."

"What do women and dog turds have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."