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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over."

"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"NEW EXPRESSIONS ""Kanye bless you."" ""Kanye damn it!"" ""One nation, under Kanye."" ""Thank Kanye Almighty!"" ""The Kanyefather, Part II"""

"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."