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Joke of the Day
"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."
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"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."
"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"
"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."
"*flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?"
"I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy"
"Waiter to four women at his table in a restaurant in Boca Raton. ""Hello ladies, is ANYTHING okay?"""
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."
"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."
"Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute..."