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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"I've been watching ISIS movements via UAV for the past week They seem to beheading in the right direction"

"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"

"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""

"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"

"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"