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Joke of the Day
"If a hippo was studying to be a neurosurgeon what school would the hippo go to? The Hippocampus!"
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"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."
"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."
"Why don't women get hit by trains? There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen."
"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."
"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."
"Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad dressing."
"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."