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Joke of the Day
"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."
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"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."
"I'm drunk & I want a TV Special called ""Wizard Fight"" where David Copperfield, David Blaine and Cris Angel try to make each other disappear."
"Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
"Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr? Because it has cis-trust issues"
"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"
"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"
"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."
"What gets longer when pulled... Fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked? -- -- A seatbelt!"
"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."