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Joke of the Day

"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."

"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"

"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""