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"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."
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"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"
"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."
"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"
"What is Beethoven's favorite food? Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."