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Joke of the Day
"What is Beethoven's favorite food? Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"TIL that I'm dyslexic. Whoops, wrong bus."
"My wife is a lot like a facebook post... Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral."
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"
"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."
"The agony of dyslexia I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: ""You idiot!"" ""You're supposed to turn your clock back!"