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Joke of the Day

"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""

"What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car? A backseat driver"

"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"

"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."

"How does a farmer find a sheep in the long grass? Satisfying"

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."

"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"

"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"