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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"
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"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."
"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."
"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."
"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"
"What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range"
"I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle."
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."