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Joke of the Day

"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"

"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"

"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."

"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"

"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"saddam hussein is full of shiite."