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Joke of the Day
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."
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"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
"Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me."
"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"
"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"
"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."
"I saw a shop called Lasting Impressions, they sell brass knuckles."
"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."
"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."