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Joke of the Day
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."
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"If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men?"
"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"
"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"
"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."
"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."
"What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people."