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"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
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"Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler. So the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "" Fucking give it to me!"""
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
"I've got an L-shaped bed. Lowercase."
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!"