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Joke of the Day
"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
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"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"What do you call a female sex change? An add-a-dick-to-me."
"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground"
"[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It's a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats"
"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."
"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"you're honor, my client- hold on.. *long recess w/ client* ok my really high client wants to know if he can eat his Cheetos during the trial"