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Joke of the Day

"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."

"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"

"Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending. Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people."

"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."

"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."

"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."

"I was going to tell you a joke about an injured deer... ...but it would have been lame."

"It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes... It comes in handy."

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."