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Joke of the Day

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."

"Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters."

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."

"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."

"A long time ago a friend of mine called me conceited, but after all these years I've found out that I'm just one swell guy."

"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"

"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"

"Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars? Because prostitution is looked down upon."

"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."