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Joke of the Day
"What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? A bloody big cricket."
Next Joke
"Just drank two 5-Hour Energy shots. Will I get 10 hours of energy? And why is that rainbow giggling at me? AndAHH MY SKIN IS ON INSIDE-OUT!"
"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"
"What do you call a pirate with polio? FD Arghhhh."
"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."
"What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma"
"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."
"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."