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Joke of the Day
"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."
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"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"
"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""
"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"
"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."
"My RA just came to my room looking for fire hazards . He said everything was fine . I guess he didn't see my mixtape ."
"I was running down a street and saw a bloke, I shouted ""Run quick, some lions have escaped from the zoo.""He said ""which way are they heading?"" I replied ""Well, I'm not chasing the fuckers."""
"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"
"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."