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"Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail? They had no Qin"
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"Maybe stop asking 20yo beauty queens how to solve problems the government hasn't even been able to figure out in 200 years?"
"Donald Trump's favorite movie is the Big Lebowski. It's about trying to find the perfect rug while sucking down strong white Russians."
"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."
"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
"Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens."
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"
"Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners"
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