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Joke of the Day

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."

"What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta"

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon."

"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""

"Q's are just O's that got shanked."

"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."

"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""