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Joke of the Day
"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."
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"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."
"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
"Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."
"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"
"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."
"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."