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Joke of the Day
"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."
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"Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016."
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"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
"Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog."
"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."
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"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"