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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"
"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"
"I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast... ... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing."
"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
"Why do flower beds have mulch? So you can't see their underplants."
"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."