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Joke of the Day
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
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"*Eating mini Reese's cups* 5&7: Mommy what are you eating? M: Dog poop."
"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."
"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"
"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"
"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."
"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"
"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"