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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
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"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."
"(NSFW) Let's have a bet Let's have a bet. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a good dad. If I am a good dad, you will give me a million pounds. If I'm not, I'll beat the shit out of my kids, deal?"
"I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now."""
"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."
"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross."
"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"
"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"