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Joke of the Day

"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."

"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."

"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."

"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"

"Immigrants are like sperm millions get in but only one works."

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"I accidentally touched my dogs balls and now I feel awkward around him. We haven't made eye contact in over 4 hours."