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Joke of the Day

"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."

"What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts? Neosporin."

"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"

"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"

"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain... I said ""Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"""

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"Why was the Mexican bad at archery? He didn't habanero"

"Guy: girl are you a newspaper? Girl: no why? Guy: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day."