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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in."

"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"

"What did the olive say to the drink. Olive you."

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."