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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."

"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."

"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"

"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."

"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."

"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."

"How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb? Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)"

"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."

"What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink? Sake. (sock-key)"