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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"

"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"

"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."

"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."

"On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club... ...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck"

"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"

"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"