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Joke of the Day

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."

"My local grocery store has a special deal going on at the self scan aisle, buy one get like 30 free."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish..."

"Hey Customer Service Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it?!?"

"What do you call an emo band without any Jewish members? Fall Out Goy"

"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"

"Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal."

"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"

"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."