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Joke of the Day

"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"

"My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode."

"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"

"I feel like a white girl prime number because I ALMOST literally can't even..."

"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though..."

"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."

"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."

"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."