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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."

"I save money on condoms by not getting laid."

"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"

"Why did Suzie fall down the stairs? I pushed her"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."