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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."
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"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""
"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"
"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."
"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"
"Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips."
"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."