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Joke of the Day
"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."
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"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."
"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"
"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."
"A guy was admitted to my local hospital yesterday where they found 6 plastic horses stuck in his ass. The Doctor came out and described his status as Stable........"