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Joke of the Day
"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"
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"What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool."
"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."
"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""
"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"
"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"What was John Locke's favorite beer? Natty Rights"
"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"
"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."
"Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options."