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Joke of the Day
"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"
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"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""
"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"What's the difference between white students and black students? Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school."
"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."
"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"
"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."
"Ted Nugent predicted Ted Nugent would be dead or in jail by now... which is just one more thing Ted Nugent is wrong about. (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)"
"What do you call 2 crows sitting on a bench? Attempted murder."